Crotch Goblin

What is Crotch Goblin?


1.

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

See crotch, troll, goblin, annoying, ener

2.

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

See brat, Juke Joint Jezebel

3.

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

4.

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

5.

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

6.

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

7.

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!


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