Crotch Monkeys

What is Crotch Monkeys?


1.

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Liceor Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

See pubic lice, crabs, crotch monkeys, itching, irritation

2.

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.

Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.


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