What is Crotch Monkeys?
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Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for
Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the
clap .
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The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.
Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.
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a womans genitalia.
dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
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A fat guy who does nothing but play halo, call of duty, and runescape, etc. all day, also known as a smiff and or adam
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