Crotch Spiders

What is Crotch Spiders?

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.

commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.

I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.

See crotch, dingle berrys, furry, balls, butt

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!

Alan: That's nasty shit, man.

Pumba: Mhm.

See yummy, chocolate, unicorns, tasty, fun, fluffy, filthy, bunnies

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