Crotch Spiders

What is Crotch Spiders?

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.

commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.

I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.

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Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!

Alan: That's nasty shit, man.

Pumba: Mhm.

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