What is Crotch Spiders?
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Tiny little
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
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Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
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