Crotch Torpedo

What is Crotch Torpedo?

Tampon.

An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

No Later Than A Puerto Rican Wednesday

1. To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical. I need the money..

Swaperate

1. Meeting two seperate girls at a bar with one of your buddies and then proceeding to go home with them on your seperate way. Once complet..

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