Crotch Vampires

What is Crotch Vampires?

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.

2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.

Smumbo

1. Used to describe a tall person who is trying unconciously to be meaningful by questioning what is known to them outloud, while trying to..

Flake-tio

1. Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio. Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performe..

Numtumbout

1. when pronounced "know what im talking about" is what is sounds like.. NUMTUMBOUT! Man, this slangdefine is thowed.. numtumbou..

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