Crotch Vampires

What is Crotch Vampires?

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.

2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.

22378008

1. A dumb elementary school joke about Dolly Parton performed with a calculator. Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does t..

Darn

1. It means damn Gall darn it 2. A commonly used substitute for 'Damn,' in craptacular American animated series. *A giant fla..

Lickin Bush

1. To eat a huge pussy afro of pubic hair you call it lickin bush Man Lickin bush is sick. Girls should shave...

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