Crotch Vampires

What is Crotch Vampires?


1.

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.

2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.


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