Crotch Vampires

What is Crotch Vampires?

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.

2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.

Vampire Tea Bag

1. a freshly used bloody tampon Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags. 2. A tampon, new or used. (1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Coll..

Peace Pizzle

1. peace pipe ( pipe for smoking weed ) I like hitting the peace pizzle..

Mess Of Hurt

1. noun, an overwhelming barrage of bad news or emotional or physical pain. "Sean was in a mess of hurt when he learned that not only..

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