Crotch Vampires

What is Crotch Vampires?

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.

2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.

Sandswitch

1. When two guys are sandwiching a girl and decide to swap. Girl to the two guys sandwiching her: "I want John's Cock in my ass ..

A Ba Duh

1. what were you thinking! person 1: " Should of had a V8" person 2: "A ba duh" See thinking, retarded, duh, dumbass..

Zelk

1. notorious time traveler from the future... supreme ruler and master of the internets..... Better not mess with Zelk... I hear that guy..

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