What is Stans?
1.
Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.
Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.
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2.
Intelligent, captivating, and to be sexually deviant with your right hand (never the left that would be Gelter)
Did you hear McCafferty got his "stans" on in the library with Maria 6th period.
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Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.
"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.
"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.
"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.
"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.
"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.
"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.
"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
