Crotched Edit Meaning

1.

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

See spliff, weed, skunk, draw, chronic

2.

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

See fall, touch, drop, hit, caress

3.

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"

Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"

Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

See pole vault, crotch, testes, noob, bar

4.

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

See crotch, croch, girl, guy, joke, funny, emorexic

5.

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.