Crotchkins Disease

What is Crotchkins Disease?

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

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