Crotchy

What is Crotchy?

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

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1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought

2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

See mike hunt

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nutsand you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgiein your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!

Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...

Dude1:Good idea

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