Crouch Edit Meaning

1.

What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH

John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.

See pingus, soap, crouch, vd, std, homo, anus, arse

2.

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"

Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."

EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

See crouch, crouching

3.

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

See couch, crouch, sit, sitting, furniture

4.

1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".

2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.

In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -

"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"

5.

The region between anus and testicles

My Crouch itches.

Ima scratch my crouch

She kicked me in the crouch

See anus, balls, ass, hairy, testicles, fr3sh

6.

A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.

Oh man, did you see Natethe other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.

See bmw, copenhagen, spit, chew, oh, nate, crouch

7.

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

See lanky, hunch, ugly, skinny, limb, huge