What is Crouching Caesar?
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The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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the thing that makes your heart rate rise to the same rate as it is during sex. no joke. its on a video =]
if you had sex on a rollerco..
