What is Crouching Caesar?
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The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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A military rank which you achive by killing masses of enemies alone and without help. Also, you have to be a real tough mofo to get this..
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Midwest phrase describing an exodus from ones current surroundings with the intent on returning shortly after
We can't come to you..
