What is Crouching Caesar?
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The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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To tea-bag while in some type of cloaking.
Being tea-baggedby somebody who is invisible at the current moment.
"You got Invisibag..