What is Crouching Caesar?
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The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.
Bartholomew: "Yo peep..
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To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))
*usually said to a gi..
