What is Crouching Caesar?
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The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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n. one who makes up words
v. the act of making up words, also known as zuwalling
adj. describing a word that has been made up
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