Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

See porcupine, crouching, sex, pubic hair, crazy shit

Fuck Dat

1. similiar to screw itand no way; but applying strictly to a person named dat. Guy 1: jasonic did u know that pejwinsky is a shit disturb..

Zonkered

1. very drunk to the point of black-out That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off! See shitfaced, ra..

Steamy

1. to be, look, or feel hott or overall hottness becca is soo steamy, joe is also very steamy See hott, fine, sexy, cute, beautiful 2. ..

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