Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

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Peewee

1. n. Someone of Small Stature or Size aka Scott Cohen's nickname is Peewee due to his small size. Penis and Body See Big Z 2. The..

Jiffed Up

1. The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter. That girl used to be skinny, but now she&ap..

Vyriotes

1. a bigheaded snob who butts his head into everthing; has 87 penis's You are such a vyriotes See bob, steve, jon, im bored, douche..

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