Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

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Pussior

1. A sweet tasting pussy that every man loves to eat, fuck and finger mmmmmmm. "hey did you get some of that sweet pussior last night..

Franked Up

1. something or someone is franked up when they are fucking things up ,or just plain fucked up. You franked up the car fuckface!!!..

Teufel Nuts

1. a term used by a few marine non comissioned officers when speaking to a young marine a spin on the famous name "teufel-hunden"..

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