Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

See porcupine, crouching, sex, pubic hair, crazy shit

Absical

1. Holy, as in hole-filled. That swiss cheese was totally absical! See holy, swiss cheese, wiffle ball..

Cock Scholar

1. A whoreor slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis. Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last ..

What

See Irene 2. Means mother in spanish, but you can be easily used it as an insult. "Chinga tu madre" (Fuck your mom) "En l..

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