Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

See porcupine, crouching, sex, pubic hair, crazy shit

Muslim Cut

1. The act of trimming or buzzing one’s pubic region every month. “Dude, you have a forest, you need to Muslim cut that sh*t!!!” See hai..

Jagface

1. idiot/fucking moron i was walking down stairs when my jagface brother pushed me down..

Humogenous

1. slang term incorporating both words homogenous and humongous; used as an adjective to describe objects that are extremely large and of t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crouching Porcupine Edit Meaning