Crouching Porcupine

What is Crouching Porcupine?

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

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Zwndr

1. Zwndr orginates from the word Sidewinder. To Zwndr someone is to confuse them with your movement. I'm going to zwndr you so much. ..

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1. to be very scared frigtened horrified petrified oshizzlegizzlegizzen gar that monster just scared the shit out of me!!! See scared, fu..

Pass Outable

1. The altered mental state reached when one has either consummed alcohol (or recreational drugs) beyond one's functional limit, or ha..

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