What is Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis?
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A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."
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the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous..
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A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.
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