Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

What is Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis?

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A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

See legendary, sex, grasshopper

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