What is Croutch?
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A large, bulbous region right above the junk on a dude. Similar to
"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
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Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.
("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took..