What is Croutch?
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A large, bulbous region right above the junk on a dude. Similar to
"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
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1: of or relating to emoticons
2: excessive use of emoticons
Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which..