What is Croutch?
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A large, bulbous region right above the junk on a dude. Similar to
"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
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verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"
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Any person that looks like a future sex offender or someone that should be on some form of police list. He can usually be found prowling..