What is Cruddle?
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A long, constricting hug (cuddle), which by the recipient could be seen as an act of affection or a sign of aggression to assert dominance.
Similar in nature to an aggressive handshake.
Tammy did not know where she stood with her girlfriend Claire, as she believes she was cruddled and blacked out from her cell.
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2.
the act of cuddleing in a cramped position usually in the backseat of a car.
cruddle in the backseat of the car with your significant other.
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3.
The act of hugging and crying simultaneously. Usually by two or more women.
After dad died, my sisters and I had a good cruddle.
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The puddle of
OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".
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