What is Crum?
1.
Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"
Borat "Touch my crum.ease, I'll touch your's"
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2.
Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.
Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"
Peter - "Fuck off crum"
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3.
Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.
* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.
I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.
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4.
(noun). one who is crummy, trashy, dirty, old, etc. often characteristic of the Los Angeles rock scene.
"Get a load of these L.A. crums! God they totally suck!"
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5.
Merman/mermaid semen/cum/ejaculation
"But King Trident, I don't want to swallow your crum!"
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6.
The process of chopping of your wang and eating it with fried rice.
Hay rhys you dick you crummed(the pasted tense)your self.
7.
Taking a dump on someone's chest.
Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.
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