Crumpet Guzzler

What is Crumpet Guzzler?


1.

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

See crumpet, guzzler, crumpetry, fucker, wrinkle


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