Oblong Schlong

What is Oblong Schlong?

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

Cold Brand

1. When you get a ice cold drink, walk up next to someone. Then very quickly, yell out "COLD BRAND!" and press the ice cold drink..

Yoogooglie

1. The collective noun for search engines look at the yoogooglie of search engines. See google, search engine, gogle, googly, googlie..

Quif Sucking

1. When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the conta..

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