Crunch Edit Meaning

1.

v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es

v. tr.

1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.

2. The act of taking a huge shit

3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.

1. To move feces with a crushing sound.

2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.

1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.

I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.

2.

To have a shit or dump

Excuse me, I have to go for a crunch

Wow! That was a killer crunch!

See shit, crap, dump

3.

The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.

It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

I had a Crunch bar yesterday!

4.

-Originated in the Seattle area

-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.

-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.

Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.

Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac

Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs

Boy #2:Crunch

See seattle, area, slang

5.

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

See sucks, death, pain, terrible, awful, lame, bad, fetch

6.

Spare motorcycle.

Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.

Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.

Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'

'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'

'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'

See nail, bike

7.

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk

You keepin' it crunch, yo?

See crunk, chill, gangsta, trim, reese, c-mac