Crustini

What is Crustini?

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

See jizz, money shot, blow job, skeet, semen

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