Crusty Mustache

What is Crusty Mustache?

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.

your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.

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Muffstache

1. The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip. "Hey Boobie, I just finger bange..

Angera

1. or angela she makes a mean bratwurst ANGERA WHAT A YUMMY BRATWURST See angela, bratwurst, carpet muncher, poop, stickers..

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