What is Crusty Potato?
1.
When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.
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2.
The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?
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