What is Crustys?
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Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)
Dang Jim you better lay off the pipe. Your crustys are getting rank!
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the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face
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Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.
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a madras plaid or plain plaid short sleeved shirt; the antifresh (as according to some).
"bro, dwyers buying a dwyer shirt! hahah..