What is Crypod?
1.
(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.
"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"
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2.
A portmanteau of "cry" and "iPod" - that is, something that can cry for hours and hours very loudly without stopping, specifically a baby or small child.
"Did you see the lady with the obnoxious crypod in the store? That thing never shut up!"
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