What is Crysnake?
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To shed a tear immediately after ejaculation whilst also being liable to screw ones friends over
"Chris is always crying after sex and he stole my squash without asking! What a crysnake"
"When I get back I want you naked" 2 minutes later "wah wah wah wah, im sorry i cant help it I'm a crysnake!"
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The practice of having the household pet, usually the cat, lick the hair off of ones scrotum until reaching a painfull orgasm.
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