Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

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Legal Assistant

1. Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its t..

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