Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Utioa

1. Under The Influence Of Alcohol generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered. Guy 1: i heard..

Elephant Balls

1. Elephant balls ; irregular shaped testicles which look like an elephants ass or ears. The balls shape is often of a flatter and plumper..

Astronemsis

1. The act of fondling your scrotum. "Dude why are your nads being astronemsis?" See neil young, slugcrotch, abe lincoln, tony ..

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