Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Douchle

1. Someone who is a total dumbass "Derick is such a douchle" See B 2. something that is totally nasty and gross and junk. Ho..

Im Gonna Cut Him Homes

1. this phrase would be said by a small, black haired blue eyed clean shaven mexican man. he would be holding a razor in his hand and looki..

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

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