Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Edgeumukated

1. the red-neck pronunciation for educated Yep Cletus, those northerners sure are an edgeumukated bunch. See schooled, learned, knowing..

Thank Fuck

1. Excellent news. Often used sarcastically. Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Mofoshee

1. 1) Usually spoken with a drawn out emphasis on the last syllable; mofoshee is used to replace a combination of "mother f***er sh!t..

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