Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Zorflax

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

2.0wned

1. The act of spectacular phone bricking that occurs when Apple fails to adequately prepare its servers for the release of firmware version..

Vaginamite

1. (N.) - Bomb ass pussy 1.) Yeah man did you see that girl at the party she was vaginamite, but I was too trashed to remember her name.....

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