Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Showstopping

1. The unexpected forceful grabbing of a man's testicles, especially when he is busy or otherwise engaged. An intoxicated patron of t..

Vindini

1. A word that sounds like penis. Dude. Put your vindini away. See jangler, super soaker, life ruiner..

On Dead Dogs

1. swear on your dead homeys, shortened to "on dogs" which is has more recently become simply "dogs" depending on your ..

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