Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Fatulous

1. A beautiful fat FABULOUS female which who is so jazzy it don't make sense! Guy 1: Damn, look at that female.. she's fat and f..

Haunted House

1. During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remainin..

3 Headed Monster

1. A woman with tits as big as her head. She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters. Damn, that chick has s..

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