Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Apple Dick

1. Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple. Damn girl, you given me that apple dick! ..

Smeg Peg

1. An unwashed penis. 'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg' See smeg, dirty, unwashed, peg..

United Statians

1. People born in Mexico are Mexicans, in Canada, Canadians, France, French...People born in the United States are "Americans". A..

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