Crystal Cruncher

What is Crystal Cruncher?

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

Zasper

1. When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose. My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her 2. ..

New York Subway Face

1. As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09: "... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked ..

Ambidicktrous

1. The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands. Amie's ambidicktrou..

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