Crystal Dick

What is Crystal Dick?


1.

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?

Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.

2.

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.

having crystal dick feels so fucking good.

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