Crystal Lake Edit Meaning

1.

The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styxmembers, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pomtitles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"

Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"

Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"

Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"

Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"

Chip: "Story of my life."

Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"

Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"

Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"

See crystal lake, a-pounding, traffic

2.

AKA Camp Blood.

The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.

He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.

Jason hacked them up at Crystal Lake.

See Adam

3.

The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styxmembers, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthytownships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"

Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"

Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"

Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"

Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"

Chip: "Story of my life."

Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"

Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"

Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"

See crystal lake, illinois

4.

When you load a lot of crystal meth into a bub, you melt it down and it makes a puddle... and if you load a lot, it makes a lake..

shitt homie, you know how to git er dun.. you loaded a crystal lake.. we're gonna be straight up geetered!

See crystal, shards, meth, tweek, puddle