Crystal Methalicious Edit Meaning

1. have u gotten ur ass kick eva, well u got ur ass creamed ./ Some thing so gay so dumb it is funny why dont you just call the game ass c..

1. A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, beca..

1. Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be th..