Cuddle Monkey

What is Cuddle Monkey?


1.

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.

Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.

Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.

Zach: *cuddle!*

Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.

Zach: You love eet.

See cuddle, monkey, slim, stylin, male

2.

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

See cuddle, monkey, cuddles, cuddler

3.

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

See chris


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