Cuddlewhore

What is Cuddlewhore?


1.

A cuddle whore is someone who cuddles excessively.

Someone who cannot get enough of cuddling.

It is also a person who is a whore, but they would rather cuddle with you than have sexwith you.

"OMG! She is such a cuddlewhore."

"I am a cuddlewhore. Wanna cuddle?"

2.

One who will go to great lengths to cuddle; is not seeking anything sexual; is not very particular about the one with whom he or she cuddles. Often most active in cold weather.

Guy One: Did you see Pat and Lisa cuddling the other night.

Guy Two: Yeah, and Pat and Steve the night before.

Guy One: What a cuddlewhore.

See friendly, warm, cold, cuddle, whore

3.

A guy who hooks up with you only for the purpose of cuddling afterward. Can often be a touch sanctimonious, as they feel they've "paid" for the cuddling, by putting out. The water spritz won't work. There may not be a way out, as far as I'm aware. Prepare for dreams of gnawing your own arm off, and pray you brought a sedative.

I was once most impressed by a very memorable Christmas trick way back when where the guy made it clear beforehand that he was a Cuddlewhore, and also made me pledge ahead of time that we would cuddle afterwards.

See cuddle, cuddleslut, cuddle slut, cuddle whore, hookup


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