What is Cuddly Hummer?
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(Verb) Its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a "Humming" noise/action with her lips. Her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.
Hey dude I received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than I do on my body! Try it some time!
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