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Pointless after-sex touching and talking.
Woman: Oh god, that was amazing, I love you so much. *Touches man's hand*
Man: Stop wit..
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A lengthy turd that don't sink.
I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged...
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when one cannot decide between two outfits
I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my ..
