Cum Collector

What is Cum Collector?


1.

An early rendition of jovial jizz. One who obtains and tends to the collection of male and female sexual stimulants in a large aluminum vat, within ones basement.

Flint: Oh shit pa, I think I stained Betties sheets last night multiple times when I made her toes curl!

Rory: Dude, just chill out and call the cum collector.

2.

one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body

zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.

See cum, dirty, sex, lips, hxc, wow


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