Cum Squatter

What is Cum Squatter?

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.

"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"

Phage

1. Pathogenic lifeform shaped somewhat lovingly, like a rocket enema. Hey Mr. Smith, is that smear really 12,000 phages? See death, virus..

Firepipe

1. a man's period I needed some manpons for my firepipe...

Duck Slider

1. The act of rubbing butter on the penis and proceeding to perform anal sex on a willing participant. "Man after I met that girl in ..

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