Cumcrust

What is Cumcrust?

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains

Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.

See hair pie

Yoke Up

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Vomitometer

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Dancing Monkey

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