Cumjunction

What is Cumjunction?


1.

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"

B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."

-----------------------------------------

B: "What's your function, bitch!"

S: *nose blowing*

See nose


36

Random Words:

1. n. a guitar-playing ninja who wears fancy pants and knows where the cake room is Adj. very cool, amazing, awesome, etc. v. ..
1. The best friggin a capella group in the universe! Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!..
1. Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes. aw mate that burd..