Cumload

What is Cumload?


1.

the entire quantity of the substance of semen or cum that is ejaculated either onto your hand, her face, her chest, or your sink.

i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary

See jack off, masturbate, semen, cum, come, cumming, gootch

2.

When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.

He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.

See ejaculation, wet dream, nocturnal emission, squirts, squirting

3.

similar to shitload. Used to describe an abundance of tasks (or one large task) that need to be completed. Usually overwhelming.

"sorry dude, can't make it out tonight... gotta cumload of work to finish for Monday"

See shitload, lots, crapload


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