What is Cumpadre?
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
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Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
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A good substitute for alcohaul
Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract..
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a person's tracheostomy (the opening in the neck mad by doctors for severe long problems ..
