Cumpis Brew

What is Cumpis Brew?

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When you take a big festering shit, a cabbage-sour piss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl's face.

I was feeling so horny and nasty last night that I whipped up a big 'ole batch of cumpis brew and splattered it all over my Puerto Rican honey girl.

See cum, piss, puerto, rican, shit, urine, feces, festering, batch, wine
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