Direct Deposit Edit Meaning

1.

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?

Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.

Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.

Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!

Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

See raw dog, cream pie, ejaculating, cumming, throat yogurt

2.

(Noun): To masturbatewhilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.

His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.

See masturbate, gymnastics, yoga, banking, explosion

3.

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

See throat, cum, gag, skull, fuck

4.

When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.

"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."

See fastball, reacharound, sphincter slap, close-up