Cum-punch

What is Cum-punch?


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When you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then cum up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the cum on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)

Person 1: Dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?

Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!

Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO

See cum, punch, ouch, fuck!


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