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When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her fac..
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A "nasty deli" is a sexual manuver in which a man enters a deli and notices a hot young lady working in the back on the grill...
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Exclamation of disbelief that doesn't use the lord's name in vain
"Excuse me miss, your cat Gussy took a piss on my carp..