What is Cumtastrophe?
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A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
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Etwas aus einer zusammenhängenden Kette entfernen.
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An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that ..
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a person who manufactures lameness.
Guy: Im going out of town for 10 days.
Girl: Wow, youre such a lamefacture.
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