What is Zip Fookin Lob?
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.
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