What is Cumtucky Windage.?
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The act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.
(Example 1) Fuck dude, I had to use Cumtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
Cumtucky windage saved the day.
(Example 2) Boy 1 I fucked up, The wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. No Cumtucky windage.
Boy 2 You should have used Cumtucky windage on that bitch.
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