Cunt Crab

What is Cunt Crab?


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A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.

"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"

"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"

See cock, thunder cunt, fuck, pussy, whore


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