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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a ..
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Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.
Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out an..
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the guch of a really really really fat man. its so big he cant tell if he was born a man or woman
kid1: i really hate my f*ckin dad
ki..