What is Cuntastrophe?
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A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
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Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
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A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.
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When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
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