Cuntionary Edit Meaning

1. A person who attempts to tweet but is too dumb to use or understand Twitter John keeps f-ing up his tweets. What a nit twit. See twitt..

1. A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag, who is fast and bulbous. Got me? Pretty fucking difficult to use it in a sentence...

1. An extremely tall homosexual brown guy, who resembles a tree in almost everyway. He tends to blend in with trees at playgrounds waiting ..